| F | E |
| DULL AS DIRT YOU CAN'T ASSERT THE KIND OF | LIGHT THAT MIGHT PERSUADE A |
| Am | D | |
| STRICT DIC | TATOR TO RETIRE FIRE THE | ARMY TEACH THE POOR ORIGAMI THE |
| F | G |
| TRUTH IS IN THE PROOF IS WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR | HEART START ASKIN' WHAT'S MY |
| C | F | |
| MOTI | VATION? AND | TRY AS YOU MAY THERE ISN'T A WAY TO |
| E | Am | |
| EX | PLAIN THE KIND OF CHANGE THAT WOULD MAKE AN | ESKIMO RENOUNCE FUR THAT |
| D | |
| WOULD MAKE A | VEGITARIAN BARBECUE HAMPSTER |
| F | G |
| UNLESS YOU CAN TRACE THIS ABOUT- | FACE TO A CERTAIN SIGN... |
| C | F |
| SHINE MAKE 'EM WONDER WHAT YOU'VE | GOT |
| C | F | |
| MAKE 'EM WISH THAT THEY WERE | NOT ON THE OUTSIDE LOOKIN' | BORED |
| C | F |
| SHINE LET IT SHINE BEFORE ALL | MEN |
| C | F | |
| LET 'EM SEE GOOD WORKS AND | THEN LET 'EM GLORIFY THE | LORD |
| F | E |
| OUT OF THE SHAKER AND ONTO THE PLATE IT ISN'T | KARMA IT SURE AIN'T FATE |
| Am | D | |
| THAT WOULD MAKE A | DEADHEAD SELL HIS VAN THAT WOULD MAKE A | SCHIZOPHRENIC |
| F | G | |
| TURN IN HIS CRAYONS | OPRAH FREAKS AND SCIENCE SEEKS A | RATIONAL THAT SHALL |
| C | F | |
| EXCUSE THIS STRANGE BE | HAVIOR WHEN YOU | LET IT SHINE YOU WILL INSPIRE THE |
| E | Am | |
| KIND OF | ENTIRE TURN AROUND THE WOULD MAKE A | BOUNCER TAKE BALLET (EVEN |
| F | |
| BOUNCERS WHO AREN'T...HAPPY) BUT | OUT OF THE GLARE WITH NOWHERE TO TURN |
| G | |
| YOU AIN'T GONNA | LEARN IT ON WHAT'S MY LINE |